Last Thursday was the second night of volleyball for BMF. I think I've just kinda been assimilated onto the team. I was approached to play again and forwarded the schedule so I assume they assume I'm just gonna start coming regularly. We will see what happens. Not too much was memorable about these games except for the level of naivety that has managed somehow to fly under the radar in our office. While sitting on the sideline with a few other subs, I began to notice that one particular girl in the office was making highly inappropriate comments, but not realizing it. I couldn't bring myself to tell her what she was saying would've made a nun faint. Here are some of the highlights (remember, these are mostly in reference to volleyball, mostly)
"Man, they really know how to slam us right in the hole"
"She really seems to like to dive, it's a shame there's no carpet, I'm sure her knees are getting sore"
"Is it my turn to service the ball?"
"I hope I don't get too many balls in my zone"
"Can someone show me what to do so that the ball doesn't hit me in the chin again?"
I was nearly in tears when I heard some of these. I had to turn away on multiple occasions in order to avoid bursting out in laughter right in her face. Poor girl. There may even have been more ear candy, I just didn't catch them. Sadly our technique on the court couldn't match up to the color commentary from the sidelines and we lost another round of 3 games, but with much more flare this time around.
The only notable plays made by our team were the times the females on the floor were so distracted and out of it that they were actually hit with the ball, usually in the face. There were also a few collisions a-la Angels in the Outfield, but nothing to write home about.
Hopes seem to be high for this Thursday's upcoming match, I certainly know where I'll be sitting during it.
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